9.24.2004

I'm an Uncle!

In addition to me becoming a father this year,this morning I was blessed with becoming AN UNCLE!! At 4:40am pst, Rob and Kathy Knight gave birth to a 9lb(ouch) baby boy, named Asher Robson Knight. Mother and son are doing fine, but father is reportedly quite exhausted(The nerve! Call the Waah-mbulance), and as soon as I have pictures, I will post them with those of his cousin Nisha at http://public.fotki.com/brokenengine/

I know what you're all thinking: "Damn, it's scary enough to think of him as a Father, but as an Uncle, he'll be a hideous influence!". And you'd be right. I look forward to my God given right to take the young boy under my wing and be "Fun Unca Tim", teach him all about fart jokes, Monty Python, Spinal Tap, The Three Stooges, Punk Rock, Puck Bunnies, and eventually, the wonder we all know as Beer. Plus, it'll be nice for Nisha to have a cousin to kick around.

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