List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1.) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2.) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3.) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!

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Anonymous said...

Hilarious. Our household frowns on Superman too.

brokenengine said...

Superman = boring. I mean, who cares about an invincible superhero? batman has issues, y'know? Even Spider Man, as sophomoric as it can get, deals with a regular guy with irregular powers, trying to be as regular as he can. I mean figuratively, not literally. ;)

The most interesting Superman gets is if you think about the fact that all teh other Superhero's are seemingly regular guys that put on a costume that hides obscures their identity. Superman takes his costume off. But thats about as deep as it gets for me.