Suri Cruise's Midwife? Madame Tussaud

WWTDD? has posted the Vanity Fair pictures of Suri Cruise, sire of TomKat.

Y'know, I didn't put much stock in the conspiracy theorists when they said "No one has seen Suri Cruise! I don't think she exists!". Now I see these pictures, and I don't know...

Either this is the most obvious air-brushing job in history, or the most poseable store mannequin in history. To be honest, the kid almost looks like one of those Photoshop "What if so-and-so and whats-her-face had a baby?" mock-ups. But less subtle.