12.13.2006

Horrors! Upscale restaurant-to-the-stars Sassafraz has burned down! Where oh where shall the uber-elite and smarmy go to eat $45 hamburgers? How will our fair burg ever recover?

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2 comments:

Ian C. said...

i was watching sassafraz burn while out on my lunch break today. i think it's an insurance scam. they've been advertising on tv (omni 1) for about a year now. an elite, star studded restaurant does not, in my opinion, have to buy advertising time on a cut-rate local television channel. so i theorize they were doing shitty and this was some investors way of recouping their losses without admitting defeat. wanna bet they don't rebuild?

brokenengine said...

Now THAT's any interesting theory...